Bartenderrrr

A list of shit that should be at all parties, so i can make you some GOOD shit!

I take requests too, and ill learn the drinks fast =D

Here it is:

Supplies list

3-4 Bottles of Vodka
2 Bottles of Tequila
1 Bottle of Patron Tequila
1 Bottle of Blue Curacao
1 Bottle of Triple Sec
2 Bottles of Gin
2 Bottles of White Rum Bacardi
1 Bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream
1 Bottle of Sweet and Sour Mix
1 Bottle of Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 Bottle of Stoli Vanilla Vodka
1 Bottle of Frangelico
1 Bottle of Cream de Cacao
1 Bottle of Hynotiq
1 Bottle of Hennessey
1 Bottle of Jameson's Whiskey
1 Bottle of Midori
1 Bottle of JagerMeister
1 Bottle of Goldschlager
2 Bottles of Peach Schnapps
1 Bottle of Grenadine
1 Bottle of Rose's Lime Juice
1 Bottle of Bacardi 151
1 Bottle Amaretto
1 Bottle of Sake
Any Beer
Smirinoff Ice?
Guiness
Red Bull
Light Cream or Milk
Whipped Cream
Coke
Sprite
Ginger Ale
Orange Juice
Pinapple Juice
Cranberry Juice
Water
ICE

Personal needs:
"Shooter" Cups
Regular Cups
Shot glasses
Straws
Bottle Top pourers
Shaker
Towels
Napkins


Drinks

1. AMF
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Bacardi White rum
2oz Sweet and Sour mix
2oz Sprite, 7up, sierra mist

2. Blow job
1/2 Baileys irish cream first
1/2 Kahlua to top
Whipped Cream garnish

3. Chocolate Cake
1/2 oz Stoli Vanilla Vodka
1/2 oz Frangelico
Shake

4. Chocolate martini
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Creme de Cacao
Shake

5. Incredible Hulk
1/2 oz Hynotiq
1/2 oz Hen

6. Irish Highball
2 oz Jamesons irish whiskey
Ginger Ale to the top

7. Kamikaze
1 part Vodka
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Lime Juice

8. Long Island Iced Tea
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Bacardi White Rum
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz Sweet and Sour mix
splash of Coke

9. Melon Ball
2 oz Midori Melon
1 oz Vodka
4 oz OJ or Pinapple juice
Shake
(try with splash of sprite if you wanna)

10. Midori Sour
1 oz Midori
2 oz Sweet and Sour mix
shake

11. Prairie Fire (warning not something to fuck with and is only for the brave)
1 oz Tequila
1 dash of Hot Sauce

11a. Flaming Dr Pepper (EXTREME!!! use caution motherfuckers!)
3/4th part Amaretto
1/4th Bacardi 151 (enough to burn)
Beer
Fire

12. Jager Bomb
1/2 can Red Bull
1-2 oz Jagermeister

12. Irish Car Bomb
1/2 shot Baileys irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson Irish Whiskey
Guiness

13. Sake Bomb
Sake
Beer

14. Screwdriver
OJ to top
2 oz Vodka

14a. Cape Codder:
-1 1/2 oz. Vodka
-Fill with Cranberry Juice

14b. Woo Woo:
-1 oz. Vodka
-1 oz. Peach Schnapps
-Fill with Cranberry Juice

14c. Fuzzy Navel:
-1 1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
-Fill with Orange Juice

14d. Hairy Navel:
-1 oz. Vodka
-1 oz. Peach Schnapps
-Fill with Orange Juice

14e. Madras:
-1 1/2 oz. Vodka
-Fill with equal parts Orange and Cranberry Juice


15. Sex on the beach
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
equal OJ
equal Cranberry Juice

16. Tequila Sunrise
Grenadine first
1 shot Tequila
OJ topper


17. White Russian
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
Light Cream topper

18. Black Russian
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Coffee liqueur

19. Colorado Bulldog
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
cream
Coke splash

20. Tokyo Iced Tea
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz 1800® Tequila
1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz Midori
Sprite splash

21. Liquid Cocaine
1/2 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Goldschlager
1/2 oz Bacardi 151

Statements time

Well since dorkface did it again... I felt like doin one tooooo

The statements thing:
Write a statement about someone in your life without saying their name.

Usually people aren't allowed to know which one is to them but if some people wanna ask me then I'll truthfully tell you

1. Finally. That's all I can say...
2. I think you're lame as shit cuz you're going nowhere with your life right now
3. As cool as we are I wanna know you in a different way
4. What the hell happened to us?.....
5. You're so lost right now but if only you can open your eyes and appreciate all the good in your life.
6. Get a fucking job foo... But you're so lucky you're winning alot daily at poker you lucksack.
7. Stop assuming so much shit please!
8. I had changed this number 8 statement 6 times.. And deleted it over and over... I can't say it cuz there is too much to say and no one will ever know who it's too I'm serious don't ask.
9. You're miss independent... And that's why I love ya in my life... I haven't used that word in a awhile. And yea I admit I love ya alot in my life and don't take it the wrong way. *No flirt* for real...
10. It's so fun being around you. I miss you being in my daily life.

Ugh getting sleepy for real. And all this was typed on my iphone.. I'll continue later during work break

Rollercoastaaa

you will find that one perfect person... I guarantee there is a ton of people out there with the same problem and if both you and all those people would stop coming down so hard on yourself and open your eyes just a bit wider you may just spot that one person that makes your heart stop. They just might be right in front of your face all along. Dont give up... and im sure your rollercoaster of a life will shoot up to the top... we all have certain uncomfortable moments on the rollercoaster... the thrill of climbing up... and proper preparation of the upcoming downfalls and random loops and tosses of life... when you go up u, have to go down... we all do and when you get off the ride, just walkaway smiling knowing that you had one HELL of a ride and at least you tried it... Dont give up

ill continue this later tonight at home... no more time on break.

browsing and i got to thinking

mmmmmm hmm...

so i was browsing around people's blogs... well the ones that i have saved on the side at least, and i stumbled upon one from an old friend of mine....

i didnt wanna think of it as me, but it sounded like it was about me, and its that she forgot my birthday... at this point if you're reading this you know im talking about you haha... 

and this got me thinking ALOT.... and really, not having the person here in person really really changes things... it either eats away at you slowly and you simply just disappear from each other without any words, and THAT is letting time fuck you over.... or... you actually chose to avoid em completely because of certain personal reasons i guess...

and after reading it over and over, it felt like it definitely was towards me cuz when i thought about it more, she was one person that i thought that wouldve said something and yet... nothing. im not mad about it at all though ok? so dont beat yourself up about it, and its wayyyyy past already. i really dont care haha...

but then i started realizing how much i missed you in my life.... what we had before you left... and hey you gotta do what you gotta do. alot of old memories of you started popping up again, and well... i gotta say i even had a dream about you not so long ago, and with all this said, i know we'll talk again... i got something else to say to ya...